[Intro]
Dmaj7 Bm7 Dmaj7 Bm7
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Dmaj7 Bm7 Dmaj7 E
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[Verse 1]
Dmaj7 Bm7
Well, I touched down en route to my connection
Dmaj7 Bm7
A man in the gift shop called me a fag
Dmaj7 Bm7
I feel like my tucked-up erection
Dmaj7 E
There's pressure all over my head
Dmaj7 Bm7
And I know this is how I get paid
Dmaj7 Bm7
But it's not really how I wanna get laid too
Dmaj7 Bm7
Hundred forty when I last got weighed
Dmaj7 E
And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday
[Chorus]
Bm7
They're playing your song on the radio station
Dmaj7 E
Mugging me off all across the nation
Bm7
If you don't eat, then you'll never grow
Dmaj7 E
I should've learned that quite a while ago
Bm7
I know it gets hard sometimes
Dmaj7 E
Making out with people that you don't like
Bm7
I know you don't feel alright
Dmaj7 E
But you look just fine to me
[Verse 2]
Dmaj7 Bm7
Well, I pissed myself on the Texan intersection
Dmaj7 Bm7
With George spilling things all over his bag
Dmaj7 Bm7
And I took shit for being quiet during the election
Dmaj7 E
Maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy
Dmaj7 Bm7
I get stoned nowhere and get paid there
Dmaj7 Bm7
It's not really how babies get made
Dmaj7 Bm7 Dmaj7
So, I take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping
E
Oh, I'm just a busy guy
[Chorus]
Bm7
They're playing your song on the radio station
Dmaj7 E
Mugging me off all across the nation
Bm7
If you don't shoot, then you'll never know
Dmaj7 E
I should've learned that quite a while ago
Bm7
I know it gets hard sometimes
Dmaj7 E
Taking out your shit on the ones you like
Bm7
You know, I didn't feel alright
Dmaj7 E
Until you spoke to me
[Bridge]
F#m A Bm D E
You, I've been waiting for you
F#m A Bm D E
My whole life, waiting for you
F#m A Bm D E
I've been waiting for you
Dmaj7 Bm7
Well, I'm gonna get a condom, but it's for her protection
Dmaj7 Bm7
And maybe I'll get some fun for the night
